It wasn't my fault, really. The cheese, it taunted me and *made me eat it*. Uh, yeah. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Still, that was, like, a month. Pretty impressive for someone who loves and adores cheese :)
On the downside, when I was asleep, the piece of swiss cheese I ate came back from the grave and got very mad at me for eating it.
Should try not to eat right before bed :P